Youngest: *comes running in, sniffing* Are you cooking fake dino nuggets?
Husband: Did you say ‘baked dynamite’?
Youngest: NOOOOO! FAKE DINO NUGGETS!
Husband: Oh!
Me: No, dear. I’m cooking a turkey.
Youngest: That explains it! Fake dino nuggets have turkey in them, right?
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